Monday, November 13, 2006

Arghhh...

So one fine Sunday, I was grocery shopping and conveniently bought a pack of scrubbing pads (the ones used to clean stuff you know?)

And I went home and placed the respective scrubs in strategic and handy locations like, by the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin...

As I was arranging stuffs in the bathroom, my "dearest" housemate entered and was wondering what I was doing with the scrubbing pad thingy...


Dearest: What's the pad for?
Me: Err, to clean the bathroom basin lor... the old ones like disintegrate dee ma...
Dearest: But I though we can use that *points to the toilet bowl cleaning-brush*
Me: OMG!!! Whaaaat!!! You can't use the same thing to clean the toilet bowl and the basin...
Me: YOU IDIOT!!! (of course, I didn't say this last bit out loud)
Dearest: It's the same one what. We don't put our faces so close to the basin.
Me: Err, let's just use the pads ok?


I AM LIVING WITH A LAZY, INCOMPETENT WEIRD SICK PORNO FREAK WHO IS YUCKY AND STUPID...

OMG... Save me!

9 comments:

drownedglass said...

Well you can come stay with me. At least I'm not yucky or stupid :P

ikanbilis said...

err... can you ask to switch the room mate?

Pluboy2 said...

LOl... thats funny :) but its downright gross :)

savante said...

OMG WAs the basin and the toilet bowl with the same pad? I am so gonna pengsan.

Shake Trees said...

lucky ur housemate din use dat toilet brush as a bath scrub on u. Lolx. perhap he will if he sees this. run while u can. :P

cain & abel said...

count yourself lucky....at least he BOTHERS to clean....lolz!

executorlouis said...

Ewww. Maybe you should leave some "stains" around the basin, then brush your teeth elsewhere for the next few days. He would have a different opinion by then. ;)

Life Cafez said...

Straight guy is like tat one,everything all-in-one... Last time my housemate used the laundry detergent to clean the toilet bowl as well as the bathroom floor! Luckily he don't used toilet bowl detergent to clean his clothes!

Sam said...

This fella really needs a boot up his arse.