Right now, I am in this CC with the guy next to me blasting (like really loudly) MVs of Paris Hilton, Celine Dion and M2M ... I am like dumbfounded.
So why am I here?
As fate would have it, I was woken up at 8am by my highschool friends (those who are in town) to go for a dimsum breakfast (yeah the old ritual where we used to skip morning assemblies and sneak back into classes) and then...
I was dragged to this CC (very clean, smoke-free, reasonable rates) to play Command & Conquer: Red Alert! Maklumlah, I am not very good at this RPGs. But I entertain diorang jer la.
Yes, at this very early hour!
Okay... got more funny things befallen my path okeh?
One fateful morning I was following the Surgeon (my idol no. 2) doing ward rounds in the wee hours and a nurse (she must be really blurred from the midnight shift)... asked me, "Are you a new doctor here? How should I call you, doc?"
I am like, "Err... I am still a student" to which she commented, "Eh you look like the Surgeon la, brothers ah?"
Hmm... So weird!
Then while I was on OBGYN posting (Obstetrics and Gynaecology), I saw a lot of really gross things growing out of you-know-where. Which will leave me traumatised for some time to come.
Okay, but the main point is... on one occasion, I was dressed all ready to the nines for the OT (scrubs, cap and mask) and I was listening to the yakking specialist I was following, when suddenly I was groped in the butt, quite roughly.
OUCH!
Then, the perpetrator spoke, "Eh Oops! Wrong person I thought you were (insert name of the Surgeon, my idol No.2)! Sorry ah"
He was the urologist.
I have also patients who commented about me to their grandchildren who happen to be my classmates.
Gosh, imagine what kinda things surgeons do to each other in the vicinity of the Operation Theatre huh? Lucky anaesthetists would enjoy the freeflow of cold air and barely clothed surgeons prodding in and out?
Nasty!
End note: The Procedure for Prolapse and Haemorrhoidectomy (PPH) will leave anyone with a distaste for intimacy and playing with guns and staplers. =S
8 comments:
haha wow~ =p got ur ass groped early in the morning ei? =p haha wat a way to start ur day.. lol~
What a kinky hospital. I likey.
And maybe he knew who you were already before groping your bum. Does that mean I can grope you too?
WOW. stripe, scrub, action~
Haha almost makes me want to be a doctor myself. I wonder how it is dating one since they know the human body best and might know a trick or two in certain situations.
Though I really do synpathize with the vagina-gazing and labia-prodding you go through.
Goodness...
You got gropped?
Sounds so Grey's Anatomy...
I wonder if doctors actually hide in the OR for a booty call!!!
Strerilized setting...
aaron, kesian me okay? mistaken grope pulak!
ben, mmm it was a forceful grope by a superior authority :S
paul, lol YOU DUN KNOW HALF THE DEAL HERE... such a funny hosp. hmm u r right, maybe he reads my blog and hmm, the groping deal will have to go thru some surveillance
DH, lol i wish it was action =S
deric, kindly shower me with materialistic gifts when i get back so as to console me of my torture haha
g-log, i bet they do. i bet they do. ;P
you horny bugger... :P
gosh i'm so bored... i'm dying... and my neck is stiffy... headache... diarrhoea... fever... i so need a holiday...
do u think i might've anxiety attack? but stiff neck is very much associated with bugs in the brain, no? gasps! i might die in less than a year if it's brain tumor!
dun mind me. like i said, i'm bored as hell... :P
Never knew the OT could be such an erotic place. More gropings to be foreseen in the future? Hmm, maybe I should hang around in the OT more often. ;p
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