Monday, January 31, 2011

stress makes me slutty!

ARGHHH only my university has the bad sense (or rather, EVIL EVIL EVIL idea) of having exams during Chinese New Year... like look at the demographics PLEASE!

This is NOT the first time this has happened to me! Cis!

5 years of med school in one exam (4 papers lah) - can you imagine how it's driving some people completely mad?

Oh well, I have more or else decided that I am not letting some crazy sadist induce misery in me and miss out on spending quality time with my family and friends in celebration of the new spring (corny yes?)





SCREW YOU, GOLD MEDAL! SCREW DISTINCTION!

Cukup makan pass, can already lah... for now?

But still gotta revise lah... Heck, I am even snapping photos with my textbooks wei! On the verge of going cuckoo.

So anyways, last night I had pseudo-reunion dinner, in conjunction with CNY lah, with my closeR friends. Following that, we went somewhere, opened a few bottles of malt and got high laughing at YouTube videos.

Speaking of which: LOOK AT THIS!



Muahahahaa... Funneh sial! Okay moving on now.

By some hocus-pocus expecto patronum shit going on, in the beer probably, everybody was revved up to go home and study wor! (except me for sure, i wanted to sleep! but nehmind you study, i must study also!)

I went home, checked my MSN... and jeng jeng jeng!

Junior (straight, but wanted to suck my cock: from previous post): Let's call him JR.

JR: Whatcha doing?
Me: Studying lor.
JR: I can't study at home wei. Can I come over?
Me: Ok.

Jeng jeng jeng. He came over. Hopped into bed right next to me (cos I study on my bed lahhh!)

Study study study schtmudy....

Then I had to get something from his side of the bed. I turned, reached out for that highlighter. And we were facing each other. Total eye contact! (He said I got nice thick eyebrows worrr... ).

And lips... barely an inch apart.

Well, since imagination is the best gift (somebody wise and famous say one lah, so i follow aje)... let's say this song describes the events that followed the above prologue :)




Boys, you can be rest assured he wanted more than just a peek! :P

5 comments:

Medie007 said...

*silence*

:P

*smile*

like seriously?!

so salah lor.

i think la.

hahahahaha

J said...

How can a straight guy want to offer a blow-job??? That is so wrong!!!

Legolas said...

Sex first, study later.

Vincent~ said...

a..... geng wei..... u hav the special aura! i want!!! XD

Kenny Mah said...

Hmm, I'm guessing the stress induces certain extra-power-packed pheromones to released into the air and subsequently inhaled by the beguiled straight classmate who just so happens to want to perform fellatio on ya.

Nice life, if you can have it.

Oh wait. You can. Sweet. ;)