Sunday, January 27, 2008

Terror!


I am TERRIFIED of MARTHA STEWART!!!

She strikes fear in me.

Her demeanour. Her composure. Her lisp.


I think maybe she resembles a terrorist-like relative who terrorised my childhood with her beyond-imaginable hopes of 'everyone in the family must be prim and proper and cultured'.

TERROR.

P.S. But I am glued to the sofa everytime The Martha Stewart Show comes on TV, no matter how hard I terribly resist.

She is EVIL!!!

10 comments:

Unknown said...

haha. brain washed. some got the oprah, some got the ellen. you got martha. beats being addicted to coke and weed i say =)

joshua said...

aaron, i really detest her la

Unknown said...

i noe.. but u're addicted to her. haha =p i dun like ellen also, but i still watch ^^

dun u feel ellen is not naturally funny? and she tries too hard? i prefer the natural funny ppl. =p

Medie007 said...

i dun like martha... so show off like that.. bleh

adrien said...

hilarious post!

i don't watch martha though.

drownedglass said...

She tries to crack jokes but sounds more like she's insulting her guests, doesn't she?

Anyway, from the stripe pic, I'm renaming her "Manly" Stewart.

William said...

When are you gonna make your personalized book ends from scratch?

savante said...

I am her slave. I love martha! I wanna be her.

joshua said...

aaron, i agree with you on ellen. still dont get her show.

bong and ws, i think she is bitchy.

ben, so do I!!! I love her book club selections.

adrien, why thankew! and NOoOO! dont watch it. waste precious time!

william, why make when ikea is 40 minutes drive away? LOL

paul, WHY???

Anonymous said...

At first, you will get hooked at her ideas around the house and the kitchen but the more you see it, the boring it gets. Hahaha!!!