Located in the legendary Notroh Woods, a land exuding boundless mystical energy and where freedom and equality is a born right for everyone... a brand new institution of 'education' has been founded.
Subjects Offered:
- “Queer Sex 101” – by Principal (& Founder) Defiant & Prof. Apollo David
- “Skanky Management” by Principal Defiant
- “Gay Education in Chinese” by Prof. Apollo David
- “Introduction to Fabulousness” by Chancellor Xavier Sean
- “Getting Hit On – Do’s and Don’ts” by Chancellor Xavier Sean
- “Staying Beautiful” by Dean Alexander
- “Chic & Finesse for the Homosexual” by Dean Alexander
- “Balance Between Queeny and Machoism” by Provost Joshua
- “3G – Gym & Gay Guys” by Provost Joshua
More subjects and courses will be added to the list as we continue to endeavour in efforts to expand the faculty with more world-class and experienced staff.
Note: All “Practical Examinations” will be carried out periodically by the honourable Principal.
Common compulsory papers include “Surviving a
Facilities & Services Provided:
- Free condom dispensers on campus
- Unlimited bandwidth to download and access “educational material” from the web.
- Soundproof “laboratories” and private tutorial rooms.
- Guaranteed personalised attention catered to by the respective tutors.
- Entertainment available in the form of a world-class gymnasium (with GX classes of course!) and a club reminiscent of the famous LQ! (no boobies to block the view!)
Our varsity culture:
- Our body is our temple.
- We keep ourselves in peak physical, mental and sexual condition.
- We are warriors in the battle against unglam and boring lifestyle.
- We will champion safe sex.
- We can change the world by creating change in our own backyard.
Invited Guest Lecturers en route:
- Prof. Wee Shiong on “Bendy Boys” & “Vanity & Humility”
- HRH Wingedman on “Survival among Mingers” & “The Gaydar”
- Dr. Paul on “Erotic Literature” & “Man Studies”
- Derek ‘The Godfather’ on “Accepting Yourself” & other counselling subjects
- YBhg Pakcik on “Get Yourself a Hot Bod!” & "Size Matters"
17 comments:
Line up boys!
Gonna teach ya a lesson!
:o...
the diagramme above can be interpreted in many ways,
a) drolling (for wat purpose? use lateral thinking)
b) speechless (after seeing wat? forms or size..? connective thinking)
c) preparing for (for wat? to accept wat? etc? brainstoriming and spiderwebb thinking.)
that's all for today class.
uhmnn... how about the tuition fees?
oh lord...what blog i stumble upon...
I'm too blur to learn anything theroetically.... can I just have the practicals?
Wakakakkaka. Everyone here wants some eh. :P Oh can we have our campus like Hogwarts? Me like castles and dark corners.
hahaha...this is such a FUNNY post lar...very creative and amusing:)
Shocked!!
There's definitely too many things happening in Notroh Woods already.
Heh...
I wanna enrol !
I heard we will go thru a private audition session for entry.
What is the requirment ya ?
Hon. Wingedman makes me sound like I'm some priest. It's supposed to be HRH Wingedman.
Could have sworn that Dean Alexander was the name of a porn star.
Paul
hmm, you should also have a section entitled "future job prospects"... ;)
Guest lecturer? How sweet of you to invite me!
Now about the terms of payment...
Where was it ar?
how many ppl wanna learn chinese?
u need to pay more for me teach so many classes... sex 101 la chinese class la... hahaha :)
Paul, Dean Alexander is not a porn star.... he's a photographer.... just Googled that... :P
Alex, hmm you teaching 'tantric sex' as well?
Xavier, aiyo your class so short one? Or just a teaser here?
Famez, repay in non-materialistic ways.
Pakcik, MY blog loh! Yummy eh? hehe
Harvey, you will given special attention and remedials! FOC!
Calvin, what you wanna teach?
Def, 'dark corners'?
Kyle, sign at the entrance, provided you pass the audition.
HC, really? Def & I came up with it cos we were too bored one night.
Leggie, you can't even begin to imagine what happens in the woods.
Joery, terms and conditions will
Will, OMG! How could I mistook that! Sorry Your Supreme Highness!
Paul, you know him personally?
Louis, prospects include an internship with Colt Studio? lolx
WS, aiya you will have boys to bend around... not good enough?
Zeng, NoTroh Woods... a magical place
McDave, aiya your Lion King owns the school, you also sooo lazy ah?
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