Guess who?

Okay people... JOSHY IS BACK! After a much-deserved holiday across the Peninsular, I am back home in sweet old Penang. Aah I never realised how much I missed home.

To sum it all up, I was travelling across 5 states, namely Penang, Perak, Pahang, Selangor and of course, Kuala Lumpur (cos I had to report to University for some boring stuff). Whoa! I didn't even realise I went to so many places. IT WAS FUN... wait, that's an UNDERSTATEMENT! *winks*

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my
two lovely guestbloggers for keeping this blog very much alive in my leave. So yupz, good job Zemien, the attention-whore and FYI, the anonymous fella is Wee
Shiong aka Mr. Drownedglass.

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I'm dead tired today... So short post la ok?

As I was driving to work after lunch, I saw a Kompressor explode and practically was drowning in flames at the Udini interchange (i.e. Tesco area). KA-BOOM!!! So exciting la... like some scene from some movie like that.

"Too Fast Too Furious XX: Penang Inferno" maybe?

The whole interior of the car was like BLACK... guess nobody got hurt la, me hopes! Didn't manage to snap any pics cos I was driving alone ma. And I very very safe motorist you know? You know?

But argh, like all Penangites, the drivers are kaypo, so a massive jam built up and that makes ...

ME NO LIKEY!

Later in the evening, I found myself back in the gym after a hiatus of erm 2 weeks? And you know what is the first thing the ppl there say to me?

"Josh, you gained weight ah?"

WHAAAAT!!! That makes me...

ME SUPER NO LIKEY!

I mean, you can start by saying "Hello, haven't seen you around for some time" or "How have you been?" or even "Where did you disappear to?" But NoOoOoo.... They chose to welcome me back by...

"Josh, you gained weight ah?"

No biggie, you assume? Gymgoers are usually image-conscious ma. Well, imagine this...

"(Insert your own name), you gained weight ah?"

Now replay that a dozen times.

P.S. I went for Nick Heng's BodyPump class today and OMG! I am like paralysed already. This is the price to pay for being too lazy to gym. I can't decide whether it was Nick's energy or my ego that kept me going. Well, highly likely the hugely-inflated ego lah.

In a totally unrelated event, I saw Jacelyn Tay (some Mediacorp actress from Singapura) having Char Koay Teow at the Pulau Tikus market.

Waaaahhhh!!! Celebrity sighting lor. I am star-struck, NOT! But it was definitely her. How would I know? Cos I saw her on AEC just yesterday... some 7pm series la. She looks very plastic... like some Cina Barbie doll like that.

What was I doing there?

Tapau-ing Char Koay Teow... Large one somemore. (after gym)

Shhh... Don't tell anyone orh! It's my 'secret weapon' to lose weight la...