Thursday, August 17, 2006

Three Things Bout ME

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Joshua
2. Joshy
3. THE Bitch

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. RicE (because I eat rice???)
2. Dyslexic Stud (puke all you want!)
3. Josh is Saviour (BWAHAHAHAHA- don't choke!)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Hair
2. NO eeky boobs!
3. NO pussy!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Acne (Ugh! So unglam ok!)
2. Waistline
3. The elusive washboard abs *sob sob*

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. China mari punya...
2. Jepun-nah
3. (unhealthy) Food?

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Starting University... being a freshman is no fun!
2. NO credit card...
3. Losing mommy

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Talk
2. SMS
3. Sing sing sing like silly himbo :P

THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. board shorts
2. fluorescent yellow tee
3. Erm... nothing else? Hehe

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (currently, anyway):
1. No Tomorrow - Orson
2. Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake
3. Buttons - The Pussycat Dolls

THREE BOOKS YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING:
1. SMSes on my phone... Lolx
2. Ikea catalogue
3. East of Eden - John Steinbeck

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. intellectual conversations
2. mutual respect and trust
3. great cuddler/kisser with a pinch of great sex

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I'm happy
2. I LOVE durian
3. My body can't take beef

(guess which is which! =P)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. eyes
2. megawatt smile
3. (squeezable) butt... OoO!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. according to the BF: it is sleeping too much(ONLY PARTLY true!!!)
2. splurging on good food
3. singing (in the car, in my room, in the hall, in school, at work, at shopping malls, on the phone, on MSN, in the LRT... the list goes on and on and on)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go to Ikea
2. get naughty with the BF
3. backpack around the continent that is Europe

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Violinist
2. Writer (obviously nobody would hire me if I ended up here)
3. Lawyer - I like arguing and scolding ppl

THREE JOBS PEOPLE EXPECT(ED) YOU TO TAKE UP:
1. Doctor... (cos I look like one? Muahaha)
2. Accountant (I refuse to count money which is NOT mine)
3. Porn director/producer/star (err...)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan
2. London
3. Africa

THREE KIDS' NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Jennifer
2. Ryan
3. Joshua

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE (at least, not immediately BEFORE):
1. Travel all around the world
2. Skydive
3. Make out with my Chad... Hehex

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. The way I pee
2. Having the sex drive as one
3. I love cars...

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I cry
2. I love shopping...
3. I bitch - a lot!

THREE FEMALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Sophia Bush
2. Hilary Duff
3. Daria Werbowy

THREE FIVE MALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Chad Michael Murray
2. Brad Pitt
3. Wang Lee Hom
4. Johnny Depp
5. Mike Shinoda

8 comments:

Xavier said...

wiping my mouth after puking caused by learning bout ur screen name no.2

hahaha, I AM EVIL!!!!

no la, just joking...

:)

and ur waistline and abs is ok... or so i heard from very reliable source... haha :p

savante said...

You are expected to do medicine and it's not something you chose? Seriously? Sure or not?

BTW Mike SHinoda?!?! GASP! Why him!

And btw can I pinch your man's butt so that I can confirm that squeezability factor? :P

Paul

Derek said...

Oooh, xavier ... should you really be telling us that? LOL

Dyslexic stud? WTF?

joshua said...

GGB, we all know you ARE EVIL!!!

I have gained some mass... the EVIL mass that is

Paul, hmm I think I have thought of doing medicine but never believed I could do it.

And now I have been given the opportunity, guess I will make the best outta it.

Still a long long way to dethrone you as the most fantabulous doctor around la... not to worry

Mike very ghetto what... And I like his verbosity.

Err that thing bout the butt you ask him yourself lor. LOL

Kihu said...

oh u HATE durians? ekekek..!

Anyway huh ppl expect u to be porn director? personally i think u not up to yet.. need more experience ahahah! quick get a camera and film urself and ur bf ahaha for practise!

pakcik said...

dude ...who said u dont have pussy...haha. n oh..which damn lucky university managed to get u?

Ry said...

about the kids,

who would conceive ? you or him ?
Hmmm... how ar ...

I'm having this imagination of ...

you guys ... shitting out babies

Yuck

Anonymous said...

well.....

i probably prefer u as a porn director...wahahha
suits u alot...