Monday, December 01, 2008

You Mean The Animal?

Okay, just a erm... a short story (ala cerpen) about a random fella in my batch.

He shall be referred to as MMM (Macho-Macho Man!) cos he sings that song sometimes while walking along. Swt!

It begins like any typical PBL* (Plenty of Bull* and Lameness) session.

The facilitator releases the clinical case triggers and the group discusses what is happening to the patient and blablabla what issues and topics to be covered in our "Self-Directed Learning" module...

The patient presented with pain, swelling and redness of the right big toe. Complaints include poor quality of sleep and frequently wakes up in the middle of the night due to severe pain. He is a retired man and has been an alcoholic for over 20 years. He has recently stopped consuming red meat and internal organs as he noticed that the painful attacks occur mostly after taking such foods.


OKAY! Long story, but the version above has been summarised already... ;P



So during the brainstorming session,

Mr. Gigantic: Could this be gout?
MMM: YOU MEAN THE ANIMAL?
Mr. Gigantic: Whaaattttt? (along with everybody else in the group)
MMM: You know, the farm animal. It has horns, and eats grass and mengembek
(bleats in English?)
Ms. Futsal: That's a GOAT lah... Moron!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay. End of Story!

Hmm... In conjunction with today being World AIDS Day, I wore the T-Shirt depicted below!!! Like a walking pseudo-awareness billboard.



Alrighty then, hope everybody has a CUN-TASTIC start to the first week of the last month of a great year. Oh what a rollercoaster ride it has been!

Love.

10 comments:

.:: Ant ::. said...

Luv the t-shirts! :)

+Ant+

AJ v2 said...

hurmmm.....i should have bought something to flaunt in commemoration of world's AIDS day

Alice said...

HAPPY WAI. (World Aids Day)

Janvier said...

Wondering why you wanted it to be a cunt-astic day. :P

nase said...

Oh my, I misread that too as cunt-astic day! *slap!

Uh huh, don't ya just love all this medical related stories esp those concerned with jokers we knw, lol. Keep 'em cmg, dude!

Kudos for creating more awareness by flaunting that T-Shirt! You go, boy!

Nicholas Rashidee said...

Too much sirloin can make a person get gout, I guess? Rich people disease. Haha. Nice tee!

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Haha!! That story is actually funny! Haha!

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only one who misread it as "cunt" in your cuntastic day wish. Hehehe...

joshua said...

Anton, thanks... It's actually the T-shirt of my uni's AIDS awareness club.

AJ, hmm a red ribbon maybe?

Leo, WAI? Happy World Aids Day to you too (belated by now)

Janvier, OMG I SO CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT! I seriously never read of it that way.

Nase, Naughty naughty doc. LoL I bet you have a compendium of your own. SHARE SOME?

Nicholas, Lotsa reasons to get gout, but yeah taking a lot of products containing high levels of uric acid is a common cause.

CD-One, Aww thanks! Lotsa jokes based ON MMM! Coming soon!

Anonymous said...

was pretty sure its cunt-tastic til i read again.. ermm but whats cun-tastic? blurblur.
googled and one of the definitions in urban dictionary says:

Cuntastic
An absolutely smashing woman's *********
She pulled her undies to one side and her lesbian lover exclaimed - Wow! That looks and tastes cuntastic - it's a beaut

oh my...