Thursday, May 25, 2006

Whimsical Wednesday 1 : Steamboat etc...

(Skip this part if you are only interested in the maniacal-pseudo-sexual-exploration stories. Go to Part 2. Or if you want some homemade porn, go to Part 3.)

The day began with me receiving a morning call from a new friend. *nudge nudge* Sweet way to kick off the day uh, with a fix of caffeine! And as I was about to leave the house, the celly rang. Unidentified caller. Answered. I got an interview for my dream degree course with erm… not-my-dream-university. But hey, they are giving me a chance (however minute) to pursue my goals. *hops around like a bunny*

Met the GXC about my instructor evaluation. Man, I have so much to improve on! Grr… I guess I need to be more assertive and not sound like I am in the midst of copulating. And BodyStep Release 64 is pretty tricky to teach. Scared leh. The national Master Trainer is going to assess me next week! *quivers* But JOSHY BOLEH!!!

Later that evening, the friends and I were laughing our heads off reading the Multiply journal of someone we knew. He posted the WHOLE MSN conversation with the (now ex) girlfriend. And proclaimed to his entire network that he gave his ‘virginity’ to the girl but why why why did she dump him? He even described the sessions in gross detail. Like the sound effects when she ‘O-ed’… blablabla damn self-ball-enlarging. He claimed he lost the will to live and so blur until nearly ran someone over (YOU WANNA DIE, GO DIE LAH… DON’T KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!) Worse, he ‘hinted’ at the readers to approach the girl anonymously to hitch back with him. (super stupid!) [Sore loser attempting to tarnish the girl’s name]

Major attention-whore. (He even 'volunteered' to come to our steamboat, ‘needed consolation’. Hello, never invite you also!)

'Nuff bitching. Here comes the pics of the mucho yummy-cholesterol-laden Steamboat feast we hosted for ourselves.

All ready to go into MY tummy!!!

We are the Chopstick Musketeers!

Everything into Grandma’s Secret Recipe Radish Stock!

Err, are we steaming our aiskrim potong also?

After stuffing ourselves silly with such gastronomical delight and exquisite red wine, this little bugger made a cameo appearance!

Are we going to do it bare back?

(Scroll down for the dirt…)

5 comments:

savante said...

Wah, steamboat ah! But you have to wait for the food and I'm impatient!

paul

Anonymous said...

Is bunny hopping like mandatory activity for step-structors? Good luck with the Master Trainer evaluation! A Miracle should do it, no? ;)

Shake Trees said...

wachaaa... now i noe where u got ur production crews. kakaka. Jushi Boleh! Gud Luck 2 U yar ;)

famezgay said...

Uhmnn die because of a girl who dumped him? huh silly thinking ahaha...somemore uhmnn virginity is nth-i mean for a guy since uhmnn i dun see there's any different.. or maybe he soo sure that he will never ever get another sex experience with another girl anymore.. uhmnn

joshua said...

Paul, steamboat is good what! And its the company that counts no? You sound like a fast food junkie!

WS, I seriously need a MIRACLE and tonnes of luck! Thanks

Cibet, walao JUSHI sounds like SUSHI. Thanks

lawrence & harvey, that guy memang super FAILURE! yknow? he would just sit there at the stall while the gf was selling ice-cream (its her job)... hello, nth to do with your life? and no, NOT my friend.