Thursday, May 25, 2006

Whimsical Wednesday 3: Home Made Porno

Disclaimer: The author of the blog shall not be responsible for any psychological scarring or the arousal of any soft toy fetishes post-reading this entry.

This a R(A) Production. Horny kids, go away!

Cast: Garfield & Mr. Lion
Guest Starring: Jas’ Hand
Director: Sean
Camerahunk: Joshua
Cinemato-porno-graphy: Kel
Storyline: Ken
Post-Production Cleanup: Mandy

‘Twas a romantic moonlit night, Garfield and Mr. Lion were resting closely in bed. Suddenly, Garfield pulled out his erect penis. Out of (str8) reflex, Mr. Lion covered his nether regions. But his eyes betrayed him.

“Come on dude, try and have a taste on my big dong. A wise man once said, “Once you tried dick, you will never get sick (of it),” persuaded Garfield. Mr. Lion responded, "I am not sure about this."

“Uhmm yeah, that feels awesome. You’re really skilful for a first-timer.”


“I am all set for Round 2”


In comes the assistance.
“A hand in need, is a (you fill in the blanks) indeed...”


“Look at the mess! You have been a bad bad boy, Garfield!”
*spank spank*

*Any unauthorised public presentation of the production is prohibited as copyrights are reserved by this blog. -LoL-

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

O.M.G.

Shake Trees said...

Another Jr. Steven Spielberg's production in the making of Jurassic Park with Garfield? kakaka.

Xavier said...

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!! hillarious!

joshua said...

WS, Orgasm Me Good?

Cibet, it was a 'team effort' hehe

xavier, triple OMG? (refer above!)

famezgay said...

OMG..... I can't stop laughing.. shit.. I looks like a crazy man inside my school comp lab now!

Mr RM said...

this is soooooooo O R I G I N A L.....

but ah... I think YOU are WAY TOO SUPER HORNY....

go lar, give David a call.... I think u need MORE than just a hug... hee hee

Will said...

That's the most disgusting post ever.

Alex said...

Hahahahaha.... creative work dude! I'm interested in buying the rights to this idea!